Friday, August 29, 2008

Faking It



You know I spend a fair amount of energy trying to be upbeat and positive, and while I certainly like to present that face to the world sometimes I have to fake it.

I'm faking it today. I was faking it in my last post. I'm really not in the mood to analyze drag queens or coffee. Its a rainy cloudy day and I'm feeling lonely and sad. Even the gym didn't really perk me up like it often does. What it did remind me was that this is just another one of those emotions that I have to just let myself experience and it will pass along.

Still, does the loneliness ever really go away???

A perfect latte




Why is it so difficult to get a good coffee drink in the States? Why do I have to go to Europe to get something nice and foamy with a little cookie and a napkin??

Okay I can get a a coffee here in the states just like that, as witnessed at Tryst on Sunday, but still... If Starbucks would give me a ginger snap I would be so happy!

Its been an action-packed week - work, work, work! I had a night in Los Angeles on Saturday and a trip Monday-Wednesday to Brussels. And today I'm off to LAX again. Busy, busy, busy.... In between I've managed to some coffee social time whip up a tasty shrimp stir-fry for a friend.

No trip to Brussels would be complete without visiting the Grand Plaza. In the summer there is a "light show" complete with spunky classical music. Unlike a Disney-choreographed laser show, this show is basically colored spotlights that turn on and off more or less in time with the music. Its very hokey, but does have a certain charm to it (especially after several pulls of Jupiler).





My coworker Ethan had never been to Brussels before and so wanted to see the (gay) sights. We did a bit of a pub crawl across downtown and popped into a fun little bar called Le Homo Erectus which is unremarkable except for its ecletic music and fun name. Apparently it was dragtrannie night or however that translates into French 'cause the bartender(resses?) where done UP! Not only was she pulling beers, but she was also serving up a potato gratin in little plastic bowls for those who were hungry - a very proper hostess. And she managed to do it in 12 inch heels! Now see I say trannie 'cause she had herself a very respectable set of boobs, which in my mind is one big step up from a weekend drag queen who just uses TP for cleavage. Perhaps I am incorrect in this assertion, but I daresay I have more experience with drag queens than you, my mostest dearest reader (okay maybe not you Ivan), so lets just run with it okay....?




And can I just say she had the whitest teeth I've ever seen from across the room! Of course when I got up close I could see they were painted on with what I assume was typewriter correction fluid. That shit can't be good for the digestive tract if it chips off your teeth and gets ingested, but you know sometimes you have to really suffer for fashion!

That is all for today. I suppose I could go on about Obama's speech, but what can I do to top last nights fireworks? He was spot on! And while I was intrigued to see that McCain is nominating a women younger than O'bama, she sounds a little too much like Phyllis Stewart Schlafly* for my taste...


* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Schafly

Saturday, August 23, 2008

The Ghetto Parade



So today my friend Jim and I loaded up the car with bottles of water (courtesy of the case of water that no one drank at my party since they all drank vodka) and traveled outside the beltway to visit Six Flags of P.G. County. Let me see if I can put PG County in Context for those of you outside the area. Spending time in P.G. county would be akin to visiting Kansas City, KS or spending the afternoon at Bannister Mall (on the KCMO side), or heading south of Chicago to drink in the splendor of Calumet City. I don't know that I have a similar image for California, but maybe if you visited the industrial area of Oakland....? You CA folks will have to get back to me on that one.

The park was only open from 10-6 and I was surprised how dead it was. Although several of the rides were not operating, there were no lines to get on anything, save a 10 minute wait at Superman, which is my favorite coaster in the park. It doesn't go upsidedown or curly-que. It just goes up high. Really high. Then straight down fast. Really really fast.

But the clientele was quite of the ghetto variety. Now I am used to the shouting, accents and gold teeth, but poor Jimmy was taken aback just a bit I think. Which is odd since he lives 2 blocks from me, but he's always flying to Brussels or sits on 8th Street with a wine bottle nearby, and he doesn't spend alot of time hanging out on the stoop of his townhouse.

But I just have to share with ya'll the parade (and I use that term loosely) that came through as we were getting ready to depart.





I haven't been to Six Flags for probably 6 or 7 years. In the interim I have been to Disneyland and Walt Disney World. These three little tractor-pulled "floats" drove by and I said to Jimmy, "is this a parade?" We agreed that perhaps that this indeed was their version of a parade. That's Jim standing in the last photo. I told him I needed to document the occasion.

Six Flags also has a water park, which we decided to walk through to look for eye candy and a cocktail. There was no eyecandy (sad) and only expensive beer -- no cocktails (even sadder). But there was this alarming message:



I guess no peeing in the pool just goes unsaid..

We had planned on staying until closing, but four hours turned out to be quite enough, so we headed back to DC (laughing at the exiting commuter traffic jams) and that gave us plenty of time to attend Joyluck, the usual Thursday drinking night. Krystal was in town so it was an extra special night.
Here are myself, Ivan and Jim:


And Jeff and the lovely Krystal, who hails from Branson, MO:



I managed to be home by 9:30pm (which is very early Joyluck time) but still a bit tipsy.

This weekend is a work weekend and I'm off to L.A. Stay tuned for more next week!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Housewarming

Hello all.

Well I had my housewarming this past weekend and it was a great time!

I got most of my errands (for booze, etc) done during the week so the weekend was fairly free to do things like... go buy more booze (cause you can never have enough vodka - at least for my friends). But the one must-run errand for the day was to Macy's for the one day sale! I had a gift card to use up and figured since I had a party and a (gasp) date with a nice person (who just happens to be single -- read last week's blog) I had better buy 2 new outfits. Macy's was packed with people but I pushed my way through to all the 75% off racks. Its gotten to where I don't even bother with the 25% or 33% off racks. I can't figure how Macy's makes money selling $80 shirts marked down to $10, but maybe there are actually people out there who pay full retail (suckers....).

So with shopping done I went home, took a nap and then went out to dinner with my new friend to La Lomita down the street. Ivan and his friend Melba came shortly after (randomly) and sat right behind us. We had fun texting back and forth to each other about how the evening was going (luckily I suppose, my date just found it amusing...). Then we took a walk. So there you go - two separate activities, one of which involves food.

I woke up Sunday to have the shower curtain bar fall. Off to Fragers for a new shower curtain rod. I swear I go in there everyday! I now have my own account, and just drop my name when I get the register and its all just taken care of. Supposedly a bill will arrive in my mailbox some day.

The caterer arrived with food around 3pm and I had a bit of "to-do" work in setting up food. We had chicken wings, sausages with dipping sauces, asparagus, stuffed cherry tomatoes, gazpacho shooters and fruit skewers with a vanilla sauce. Everything was pretty good, tho' I wasn't impressed with the gazpacho. It tasted more like salsa to me.

So without further ado, lets just throw in lots of photos shall we.....












I had about 50 people over, including several of my new neighbors. Turns out two UA flight attendants moved in upstairs - small world! We wound down around 11pm and then headed over to Trusty's - a bar around the corner that tries to be a dive bar (they serve tap in mason jars) buts its just a bit too hip (the draft is YingLing and IPA). They threw us out at 2am. Glad I had the day off the next day

Monday, August 11, 2008

Orange County Office Park

For over 12 years we have stayed at the Holiday Inn Costa Mesa, which in itself isn't all that exciting (Japanese grocery emporium 2 blocks away not withstanding), but only a 10 minute walk away (over the 405 on a bridge with limited sidewalks) is South Coast Plaza, the OC's shopping mecca. I think they would rather I didn't mention the Sears on the East end of the mall, but instead focus on Gucci, Fendi, Armani ("i's" et al) on the west side. But truly exciting (for me at least) is the Nordstrom Rack outlet out the back, through the parking lot, cross the 6 lane street and through the next parking lot caddy-corner to Best Buy (how's that for direction). I share this with you because traipsing across the highway to N.R. was always my raison d'etre for working a trip to Orange County.

Sadly, times have changed and we are now staying in a Crown Plaza in the middle of an office park just opposite of the airport. Not only am I surrounded by ugly office buildings, but I can't even see the runway -- absolutely no entertainment here at all! Luckily I have a Netflix movie with me. Unlike Cousin B, I don't have a long list of movies to tell ya about - just one.

Tonight's movie was "Testosterone", about a jilted lover whose boyfriend goes out for cigarettes and never comes home. Jilted lover tracks cigarette absconder to Buenos Aires and enters a twisted love triangle with another ex who may or may not commit suicide, and in the end Jilted lover may or may not hack off cigarette man's (Antonio Sabato Jr. in probably one of his lesser-known roles) head with a machete. The movie kind of leaves things up in the air a bit, but jilted lover returns to LA and gets himself a miniature dachsund, so I was pleased with the outcome.

This movie did fair better than "Saw" (number 1) which I started to watch last night while ironing curtains - just a little light entertainment. I could only stomach 40 minutes of gore before changing to Extreme Home Makeover (what Ty Pennington moved to when he decided to do bigger and better re-mo's). Okay I admit that its pure puff-pastry on the screen, but at least its uplifting and there's no blood.

So with the ironing and stitching of the sheers for the living room windows, I think it is safe to say the living room is basically finished. I had run off to West Elm on Friday and bought a whole bunch of throw pillows. Saturday's errand was Ikea for curtains and a rod, and they had a smorgasbord (thats Swedish for alot) of pillows at a third the price. So I went ape in the pillow department, then went home and took all the pillows back to West Elm. I traded in the pillows for small endtables in a white shell pattern, so now the living room is awash in whiteness. I also hung the curtain rod, substituting rod holders meant for short curtains with a nut/bolt/washer combination of my own devices that I put together all by myself. I even had the drill holes done in less than 5 minutes and used all correct terminology at the hardware store when I asked for washers, nuts, bolts, screws and anchors. I was really impressed with myself for using the word "anchor" and remembing correctly how to insert a drill bit into the end of the drill. My father would be proud.....

The weekend was glorious and I had the A/C off from Friday until Sunday night. I had a nice bikeride down the Mount Vernon trail outside the beltway and back Sunday morning before it got too terribly warm.

My housewarming party is set for Sunday. The theme is tapas (aka cheaper than a full buffet dinner) and I think I'm up to 37 attendees. Hopefully I'll have a few more. If anyone has any ideas for a good vodka punch receipe, please send them my way and soon!

Men continue to vex me. Why is it that men who are taken still choose to flirt? I was at the park with Elsa on Saturday taking a nice stroll with Patti (the owner) and Marchello (the dog) when we bump into a nice-looking gentleman who I have seen there occassionally sith two very nice looking golden retievers and is always very smiley smiley, though we've never had any substantive conversation. So this time he only has one dog with him and a short man. I said something like, "oh where is your other dog" and short man pipes in, "oh WE only have one dog but we babysit another alot." Now that I am a single man, I tend to pick up on these (maybe not so subtle) cues, and as I walked away I said, "Patti did you hear that "we") and she says, "I sure did, and I was gonna tell you if you didn't catch it". Now I don't think tall drink of water needs to scowl whenever I walk by, but I don't think he needs to grin from ear to ear and I will certainly give him a cold shoulder. Or how about the cute guy in 20A today flying to SFO who was all friendly and actually came to the galley to strike up a conversation. I'm thinking well isn't that a nice man, when my co-worker (again more observant than I, I suppose) mentions that the man is wearing a ring on his ring finger. Now how do I know what that means? What is proper etiquette for asking a gentleman if the ring on his ring finger means he's shacked up or just in it for the adornment? The answer is not in my big gay handbook that we all got when joined the club. Nor is there any good recovery when you call a gentleman (who mind you, gives you his calling card and not after 6 cocktails) and he doesn't remember meeting you. Or the boys who don't call when you really think they ought to (and of course they know who they are...) I could go on, but then I might be giving my delicate readers the wrong impression. I'll just say its a kind of a f*U&%^ked up dating world. And you know even though its screwy, its still exciting (I say with a sly grin). At the very least its fodder for my blog.

This is post two in a row with no photos. I'll hopefully have some fun ones to post after my party this weekend. I'm praying in advance to the powers that be to spare me from an especially bad hangover. I've made sure that I have the day off the next day!

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Freebird

Its late on a Saturday night in downtown Sacramento and I'm watching reruns of Trading Spaces (or maybe this is the 2008 season -- Paige and Doug haven't changed much. But Ty Pennington is still cutting lumber and I would think he's much too busy now knocking down houses for ABC. No, I think this is officially a rerun) and downloading music on ITunes. I don't know what I/we did before ITunes. I hope that Steve Jobs gave the guy/gal who thought up ITunes a free trip to Hawaii or something for dreamin' this one up. Sometimes I wish I wasn't a Blackberry guy, 'cause those Apple phones look mighty nice. So where was I....

Oh yeah, so I'm lounging and surfing (music.. not porn) my way through to bedtime. As you'll recall, I had a nice time camping a few weekends ago, laying around a pool at 4 in morning listening to 70s rock. I finally got around to tracking some of it down on the 'puter this evening. A few clicks of the mouse and I have me some Lynyrd Skynyrd and Three Dog Night (with some Jill Scott and Grace Jones thrown in. They weren't on the pool playlist, but still have some of the same feeling...) to take me through the evening. Its already Sunday morning on the East Coast and I should be turning in, but I still have Freebird to listen to, followed by Midnight at the Oasis...

Its been a busy week in condo land. I drilled 27 holes in the ceiling on Sunday to and hung curtain wire. It was quite easy once I figured out how to fit the bit into the drill (no snide remarks first). I managed to get that done before I started four days of work Sun-Wed. Now there are drawings hung from the ceiling in front of the curtain wall (all visible on my facebook page). I bought a couple of limited edition prints and took them along with some older photos that I've had in storage to get re-matted and framed; a few days from now the walls are gonna be lookin' pretty good!

The highlights of the week tho' has to be my new George Foreman grill and fresh fruit. I've been hankering a grill for awhile after picking up a bunch of receipe cards at the Harris Teeter meat counter that all required a grill. My first foray into grill usage was beef chimichurri, served with grilled eggplant and sweet potato pancakes. Who knew that I could whip up a 3 course meal in the middle of the week? Dessert was yogurt and fruit parfaits. For those of you in DC, Harris Teeter has blackberries, raspberries and blueberry's on sale - 4 tubs for $6. I am in fruit heaven and bought a bunch to freeze. There's nothin' like big plump raspberries - yum! I'm looking forward to getting home Monday afternoon and havin' me some beef for dinner...

Elsa spent the last couple of days with me and she seems to be getting used to the 2 house arrangment. I think she likes my house better 'cause I let her sleep in bed with me in the morning. We usually have some cuddle time before jumping up and hitting the park. I took her back to Scott's on Friday and then drove on over to happy hour (feeling guilty all the while for not taking the subway and single-handedly stopping global warming) and had a nice evening shooting the breeze. Friday was nice and warm, but with low humidity, and being outside in the sun was quite pleasant. Anyway its getting easier and easier to go out on my own and have a good time!

Tomorrow I'll fly to Philadelphia and then back to D.C. on Monday. Can't wait for 36 hours off!